“I would say, use pickup lines”

“I would say, use pickup lines”

“Love doesn’t exist. It’s only lust. It begins with lust, and it’ll turn to love.”

“Relationships need regular maintenance, or they’ll break down, just like your car.”

“Love is one of those things, you wake up in the morning and think ‘Dammit, I love her!’”

“Keep them surprised. Show up with flowers every now and then.”

“Respect your partner, and try to see things from her point of view.”

“If you’re willing to put up with a whole lot of crap from each other, that means you’re really in love.”

“Without love, I had nothing. Nothing at all.”

“Love is laughter. If you don’t have laughs, the love is gone.”

“If a woman can’t take your worst, she doesn’t deserve your best.”

“When you have a baby, you just give of yourself, and you get it back just by seeing them happy.”

“It’s ok to go to bed angry. It’s usually better in the morning.”

“My dog was the first one to teach me about love.”

“If the sex is good, you have a lot of love. If the sex is not good, you don’t have love.”

“Your first instinct is always the right one.”

“Your wife has to be the most important thing in the entire world. Bar none.”

“Love is not meant to last forever. Enjoy the moment.”

“You should always be discovering each other through your communication.”

“Don’t wait until you’re 30 or 40 to figure out that you do need love in your life.”

“Give what you want, and there’s a really good chance that you’ll get it back.”

“Girls really like to watch their man clean.”

“Find someone who you can make laugh, and who makes you laugh.”

“You have to love people even when they’re unlovable.”

“Never give up. Never stop looking.”

“A lot of girls that look pure and innocent are not actually so pure. Find a virgin if you can.”

“Make sure that it’s somebody that you’re physically obsessed with.”

“Make sure your wife comes first, and everything else will be cool.”

“No trying to be cooler than you are. It’s gonna show eventually, and then it’s gonna end.”

“Be loyal. Be loyal and honest. Just do that.”

“God loves everybody. He makes the sun shine on the just, as well as the unjust.”

“You should always go with your heart. If you love a person, go with them.”

“The grass may look greener on the other side, but it’s really not.”

“Women are autonomous, individual beings who have their own agenda.”