“I don’t know whoever came up with the idea that love is forever, cause it’s crap.”

“I don’t know whoever came up with the idea that love is forever, cause it’s crap.”

“Bottom line, it comes down to sex. And lots of it.”

“When temptation comes, avoid it.”

“Hold on to your love like you would a dove.”

“I don’t think there’s anything better than the love of a dog.”

“Don’t hold back on those three words. They’re important to be said.”

“Avoid moving forward based on obligation, guilt, concern for the other person…”

“Never depend on her too much.”

“Every guy knows what he WANTS being in love to feel like.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”

“Sometimes the best way to express your love is through silence.”

“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”

“Don’t do the same thing I did.”

“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”

“Think about what your mom and daddy always told you.”

“It took something dramatic for me to understand…”

“Be yourself, and someone will gravitate towards you. It’s weird, but it works.”

“Your job is to hold them together, just as much as it is for them to hold you together.”

“It should be the easiest question you ever ask.”

“Be yourself as much as you can be.”

“Men are more logical, women are more emotional.”

“He is love, and He is what makes me love others.”

“It’s the smallest gestures that are going to make the biggest difference.”

“It’s difficult to find love for another woman if you don’t have a good relationship with your mother.”

“Learn to cook.”