“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“Look her in the eye. Eye contact attracts everybody.”

“Guys, you should always listen to your friends. They see the bigger picture.”

“Love is about forgetting yourself and thinking about the other person first.”

“Enjoy the little things… even the things that piss you off.”

“Love is a strong word. It’s tough.”

“Until you know for a fact that she’s cheating, don’t assume she is.”

“Nice guys don’t finish last, especially in the long run.”

“No woman seriously proposes a threesome, it’s a test.”

“Love is something that just happens, you can’t go looking for it.”

“Redefine your definition of masculinity, we don’t get our role anymore.”

“If you’re young, you need to date. Don’t just try to fall in love.”

“You want someone with ambition, drive and class. Someone who supports you.”

“Do anything in your power to get her back.”

“Don’t try to buy your way into love. It never works.”

“Just fall in love with girls that are, like, good for you.”

“Don’t Facebook stalk someone, that’s just creepy.”

“Don’t date girls with daddy issues.”

“Trust, commitment, compromise. Those are the big three.”

“If the connection between you is there, it’s always going to be fun.”

“Always ask questions, and say ‘Whatever I can do to help’”.

“It ain’t true love unless it lasts forever.”

“Never fall in love with a girl who isn’t educated.”

“I like dinner, and the intricacies that come along with having dinner.”

“If you’re a nice dude, don’t let her take advantage of you.”

“Go cold and distant and make them think it was their idea to break up with you.”

“Don’t be too mean or too nice. Just be you.”

“Act a bit Scandinavian. We’re more reserved.”

“Don’t love anything but family.”

“Ask her what her needs are.”

“A lot of things can go really good or really bad just based on trust.”

“Be yourself. Don’t try to be what you think she’ll want.”

“Don’t say that you love somebody who you definitely don’t love.”

“Look for the cougars. Look for the ones who know what they’re doing.”

“Be honest, but not too honest.”

“You can’t hate something til you love it, and you can’t love something til you hate it.”

“Hold yourself up like you’re worth something, gentlemen.”

“You always have to put yourself in her shoes, even when times are tough.”

“Keep it one-hundred with the ladies at all times.”

“If she’s playing hard to get, you play hard to get more.”

“Don’t trust a female until about five months into a relationship.”

“You’re going to have to put your personal agenda on the back burner, man.”

“Girls like dickheads.”

“Take some time to become the person that you want to be.”

“Brush your teeth.”

“Don’t be forgetful.”

“Respect, loyalty, and honesty — those are the three keys, right there.”

“Keep it spicy.”

“Always take care of your family first. At the end of the day, all we have is our family.”

“You have to be comfortable with heartbreak. Heartbreak is universal.”

“When you don’t know what to say to a girl, the thing to say is hi.”

“Love releases us into a deeper bond of unity among people, friends, lovers, and family.”

“On the first date, tell the girl to pay.”

“Love recklessly, and be prepared to pick up the pieces.”

“If you see a girl, follow the three-second rule: go for it right away. Don’t even think.”

“Marry someone who is nice. It doesn’t matter if she’s pretty.”

“Don’t try to impress the girl, because they know when you’re faking it.”

“Don’t look for love in a bar or a club. Look for love where you find real women.”

“Women can be what we’re accused of being.”

“Really get to know a person, so you’re absolutely sure it’s really love.”

“If you want love, don’t live in LA.”

“Don’t give your girlfriend a huge Valentine’s Day the first time, because then you’ve got to match it.”

“If a girl doesn’t like you for yourself, then it’s not worth liking her.”

“After three years in a relationship, you have to ask yourself if she’s the right person.”

“Varium et mutabile semper femina. Woman is fickle. Remember that.”

“Don’t try to find a girl to replace your one true love.”

“There are two times when a man should enter a door before a woman…”

“Being able to wake up next to the girl and still love her. That’s the answer right there.”

“It’s okay to go to bed angry at each other.”

“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”

“Don’t be afraid to ask your lover why they love you.”

“Make sure you take command.”

“If she asks you if this makes her look fat, say ‘I’ve seen you look better in other things.’”

“If you force yourself into a relationship, you’ll find yourself in a really bad one.”

“When you find her, just do what it takes.”

“You’ll find yourself not wanting anyone else, even someone who’s your type.”

“Erase texts. Erase everything.”

“Do the extra little bit of work. It goes a long way.”

“No one’s perfect. The trick is finding the flaw that you want that person to have.”

“Do something little each day to let her know that you’re involved.”

“Always be yourself, or you’re never going to find who you’re looking for.”

“Love isn’t a feeling. It’s a choice.”

“Party naked.”

“Touch her, hold her, kiss her. Make her feel loved.”

“Make the time. Take the initiative. Put forward some effort.”

“Every time you’re not honest, bad stuff happens.”

“Don’t take nothing for granted, because it will be gone.”

“You’re not lying if you don’t say anything.”

“You’ve got to laugh, and you’ve got to make the jokes.”

“Honesty is the best policy. Just brutal, brutal honesty.”

“Never tell the truth about a woman’s size… even if it’s big, and you like it.”

“Everything ends. If a partner understands that, it’s going to be magic.”

“There are no rules. Listen to your heart.”

“Before you lay down with a girl, wash your hands, wash your body. Keep your necklace clean.”

“Get lots of people to say bad things about you to women. It lowers the bar.”

“Love only happens when you’re not looking for it.”

“Whatever you want to call love, like… that’s what it is.”

“Be your wife or girlfriend’s cup-bearer.”

“Don’t listen to anybody. Just be yourself.”

“Give the woman a chance to miss you.”

“Get money and stay fly.”

“Make eye contact with a woman for ten seconds, and you’re guaranteed to either make love or fight.”

“Let them have their time to socialize.”

“If you can get communication in order, everything else falls into place.”

“The best sort of love is the love for food.”

“Just be yourself and she might actually like you, dude.”

“Never fall in love at work.”

“If it’s love at first sight, it’s good in a way, but it’s also fatal to the future.”

“A mind wanders often, but a heart doesn’t.”

“You’ve got to keep your woman in check.”

“I believe in love at first sight, but it’s not something that needs to happen that way.”

“Don’t settle.”

“Cherish women. Love them unconditionally. We come from them.”

“Whoever cares less in the relationship has the most power.”

“Just be there for them. That’s what women want.”

“I respect women more because I came from a woman. They’re more powerful than men.”

“Love someone the way you want to be loved.”

“You can’t get comfortable. You’ve got to spice it up.”

“Hold your ground, put your foot down, everything will be good.”

“I would say, use pickup lines”

“Love doesn’t exist. It’s only lust. It begins with lust, and it’ll turn to love.”

“Keep them surprised. Show up with flowers every now and then.”

“Respect your partner, and try to see things from her point of view.”

“Your first instinct is always the right one.”

“You should always be discovering each other through your communication.”

“Don’t wait until you’re 30 or 40 to figure out that you do need love in your life.”

“Find someone who you can make laugh, and who makes you laugh.”

“No trying to be cooler than you are. It’s gonna show eventually, and then it’s gonna end.”

“Know when you have a good thing in your life. When it’s gone, it’s pretty hard to get it back.”

“Girls like danger. Girls like bad boys, no matter what they say. Don’t be boring.”

“My dad always said that the number one thing was to admit when you’re wrong, as hard as that can be.”

“Talk to them as though you already know them.”

“Don’t be jealous. It’s the number one reason girls are going to break up with you.”

“Every guy is on some level an asshole, and every girl is on some level insane.”

“Stay away from the dirty prostitutes.”

“You’ve kind of got to be physically attracted first to be interested.”

“If your girlfriend’s family is religious, just pretend you’re religious.”

“Treat every woman with righteousness, and treat them like they were your mother.”

“If you’re lying to yourself, you’re going to be lying to everyone around you.”

“The thing that we share is our capacity for suffering. From that, we should be as kind to each other as possible.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“When you look at somebody, you know within the first five seconds whether you’re going to sleep with them.”

“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”

“I don’t know whoever came up with the idea that love is forever, cause it’s crap.”

“Never depend on her too much.”

“It’s the smallest gestures that are going to make the biggest difference.”

“Unconditional. No matter what. Just the two of you.”

“She wants to hear what she wants to hear.”

“It’s a full-time job.”

“Sometimes it’s better to let go.”