“You can’t put a label on love. It’s something unexpected.”

“You can’t put a label on love. It’s something unexpected.”

“A lot of people think they’re in love when it’s really just lust or infatuation.”

“If you want love, move out of Los Angeles. We’re infected.”

“Really get to know a person, so you’re absolutely sure it’s really love.”

“Their body is in control of our minds. As soon as you accept that, you’ll be all right.”

“You’ll find yourself not wanting anyone else, even someone who’s your type.”

“If you don’t dig the way a girl smells, there’s something wrong.”

“Look her in the eye and connect with your heart. Get out of your head.”

“A mind wanders often, but a heart doesn’t.”

“Love doesn’t exist. It’s only lust. It begins with lust, and it’ll turn to love.”

“Every guy is on some level an asshole, and every girl is on some level insane.”

“Stay away from the dirty prostitutes.”

“At the end of the day, you have to deal with the ramifications of what you’ve done.”

“Tell her that you want to enjoy her intellectually before you ever enjoy her sexually.”

“If you’re picking up a girl at a nightclub, it’s not going to last.”