“Make eye contact with a woman for ten seconds, and you’re guaranteed to either make love or fight.”

“Make eye contact with a woman for ten seconds, and you’re guaranteed to either make love or fight.”

“If you don’t dig the way a girl smells, there’s something wrong.”

“We are different from women. Respect them, and always give them the last word.”

“Sex is more important than love.”

“Let’s go to a place only lovers go.”

“I live in my car, but I wouldn’t tell a lady that until I banged her really good.”

“Before you tell them anything about yourself, you’ve got to nail them hard and give it to them good.”

“If you’re a single guy, and you’re not going to yoga classes, you’re really stupid.”

“Master the art of being around that person and not talking.”

“Any female looking different than my kind is more attractive than my kind.”

“Let them have their time to socialize.”

“Don’t ever, ever rely on your friends to hook you up with other people.”

“If you can get communication in order, everything else falls into place.”

“Never ever let a woman know that you’re less than a hundred percent in love with her.”

“Don’t expect it to play out the way you think it will play out.”

“The man needs to desire the woman just a bit more.”

“Never love a woman more than she loves you, or you’ll end up getting hurt.”

“Time with her is precious, but time alone is good too.”

“The best sort of love is the love for food.”

“Continue to conquer until you’ve had your fill.”

“Embrace what you love, and don’t get caught up in the parts you don’t love.”

“Just be yourself and she might actually like you, dude.”

“Never fall in love at work.”

“Go look at the relationship she has with her father.”

“If it’s love at first sight, it’s good in a way, but it’s also fatal to the future.”

“Don’t be afraid.”

“Look her in the eye and connect with your heart. Get out of your head.”

“A mind wanders often, but a heart doesn’t.”