“Don’t ever get married, I should’ve listened to my grandmother.”

“Don’t ever get married, I should’ve listened to my grandmother.”

“Don’t argue with your partner, they’re always right.”

“It’s one hundred percent about communication.”

“Stop looking for greener grass. It’s just not there.”

“Find love, and take every effort to keep it up.”

“You will never figure it out.”

“If something doesn’t feel right, be a big man. Say it.”

“Once a relationship goes bad, its similar to a car having a front-end collision.”

“Be very honest with the person you’re with.”

“If you don’t have all that playfulness out of you, don’t get married.”

“Men don’t mature until they’re about fifty.”

“Be your wife or girlfriend’s cup-bearer.”

‎”Keep the other person pleased sexually. It makes a large difference.”

“Not everyone gets marriage right the first time. Both my parents got it right the second time.”

“Love isn’t something that’s easy to hold or grasp. It’s something you have to yearn for and want.”

“There are always problems. There are also always solutions.”

“Make sure that you’re the father of the child before the shotgun wedding, not after.”

“Never get married. Take my word for it.”

“If your first wife doesn’t work out, take the trash out and go for the fence…”

“If somebody want marry, better if marry in their thirties, when they’re thinking better.”

“Every guy knows what he WANTS being in love to feel like.”

“Don’t do the same thing I did.”

“Unconditional. No matter what. Just the two of you.”