“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Love hurts. It really hurts.”

“I’ve worked with over a thousand women, all different types.”

“Women at bars are never looking for anything serious.”

“Listen to her. And then come up with some kind of solution.”

“Believe that you can make any woman happy.”

“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”

“Erase texts. Erase everything.”

“Before you lay down with a girl, wash your hands, wash your body. Keep your necklace clean.”

“Lie. And never admit that you’re lying. Go to any absurd lengths to cover your tracks.”

“If you’re willing to put up with a whole lot of crap from each other, that means you’re really in love.”

“Stay away from the dirty prostitutes.”

“Let ‘love’ mean what its definition is intended for. Don’t throw it around.”

“If you’re lying to yourself, you’re going to be lying to everyone around you.”

“If you’re picking up a girl at a nightclub, it’s not going to last.”

“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”