“Be patient, men. Your prince or princess is out there waiting for you someplace.”

“Be patient, men. Your prince or princess is out there waiting for you someplace.”

“Fight, end the fight, move on from the fight. Don’t re-fight.”

“Know when you have a good thing in your life. When it’s gone, it’s pretty hard to get it back.”

“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Be true to yourself. Always be honest and humble and have an open heart. Be real.”

“Don’t be afraid to eat p*$$y.”

“If you have a child with a woman, in God’s eyes, you’ve become man and wife.”

“Be as big a goon and as big a geek and nerd as you are. Don’t hide anything.”

“Girls like danger. Girls like bad boys, no matter what they say. Don’t be boring.”

“You can’t be a playboy. Find the right person, love them, and you’ll have a great life.”

“Not everyone gets marriage right the first time. Both my parents got it right the second time.”

“Don’t be afraid to express your love, especially to your kids.”

“Don’t force it. If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen.”

“Be open. Tell your children their history, even if it’s ugly.”

“It’s not just the advice you tell your kids, it’s how you behave around them.”

“Whether it works out with the mother or not, love your children unconditionally.”

“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”

“Rule one: don’t sweat the small stuff. Rule two: everything’s the small stuff.”

“My father told me what’s really important when you get to the end of your life.”

“It’s never as good or as bad as you think. Your mind will always exaggerate it.”

“My dad always said that the number one thing was to admit when you’re wrong, as hard as that can be.”

“Never assume a pretty woman has a boyfriend. She might be available.”

“The first ten years are rough. I was a bad boy. After that, it turned beautiful.”

“Talk to them as though you already know them.”

“Love isn’t something that’s easy to hold or grasp. It’s something you have to yearn for and want.”

“Make sure you’re both on the same page. If you have the same views, everything should be good.”

“Marriages are not necessarily built on love. They’re built more on mutual compatibility.”

“Don’t be jealous. It’s the number one reason girls are going to break up with you.”

“You can’t see love as a noun. You’ve got to see it as a verb.”

“Always act like you know what you’re doing.”

“If you don’t feel love for what you do, you’re doing nothing.”

“Every guy is on some level an asshole, and every girl is on some level insane.”

“If you don’t like something, say so. If you want something, say so.”