“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Love your partner like no other.”

“Get your shit together before you even attempt to love somebody else.”

“If you show love, you feel love.”

“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”

“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”

“Love does not delight in evil, but it rejoices with the truth.”

“Men want to be appreciated, but women want to be adored.”

“You have to want to change for your mate.”

“Be sincere, be honest, be truthful — but most of all, be strong.”

“Most people concentrate too much on sex in their relationships.”

“Be very straightforward, but say everything with kindness and affection.”

“A bunch of roses should be excellent.”

“That word means a whole lot. Don’t say it if you don’t mean it.”

“Earn money. Money can buy happiness. Money can buy love.”

“Never start performing for your lover. It’s not about your act, it’s about who you are.”

“Keep your turntable in order, and have a nice collection of records.”

“The man should take a hand in raising the kids, whether you’re with the wife or not.”

“Love is a delicate mist upon which fools trace their dreams.”

“Be nice to the waiter or waitress. Rudeness is a warning flag.”

“Feeling like a strong man in a relationship can be a challenge sometimes.”

“Shave your balls. You never know what situation you’ll be in.”

“Be sure that you can always share who you really are.”

“Make sure you’ve got a welly for your willy.”

“If you have hope and faith, you can find love, no matter how long it takes.”

“Never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing.”

“Women rule the world. Learn to be a good loser.”

“Never take them too seriously.”

“Never ever let a woman know that you’re less than a hundred percent in love with her.”

“The man needs to desire the woman just a bit more.”

“Time with her is precious, but time alone is good too.”

“Go look at the relationship she has with her father.”

“Let her pick, and rub her feet.”

“If you’re an introverted, unaffectionate person, you’re not going to get love in return.”

“Relationships need regular maintenance, or they’ll break down, just like your car.”

“Love is laughter. If you don’t have laughs, the love is gone.”

“Your wife has to be the most important thing in the entire world. Bar none.”

“Love is not meant to last forever. Enjoy the moment.”

“Give what you want, and there’s a really good chance that you’ll get it back.”

“You have to love people even when they’re unlovable.”

“Make sure that it’s somebody that you’re physically obsessed with.”

“God loves everybody. He makes the sun shine on the just, as well as the unjust.”

“Be open. Tell your children their history, even if it’s ugly.”

“My father told me what’s really important when you get to the end of your life.”

“You can’t see love as a noun. You’ve got to see it as a verb.”

“If you don’t feel love for what you do, you’re doing nothing.”

“Happy wife, happy life.”

“It’s much easier to just tell the truth. Lying is what takes the work.”

“Never stop treating the one you love the way you did when you first met.”

“You’ve got to realize that it’s not about yourself.”

“A little visual reminder like that could work…”

“I believe very much in what the Bible says about love…”

“Don’t let little things bother you, and don’t bother your spouse with little things.”

“If you want to see other women, if that’s your thing, then don’t get married in the first place.”

“Bottom line, it comes down to sex. And lots of it.”

“Every guy knows what he WANTS being in love to feel like.”

“Sometimes the best way to express your love is through silence.”

“He is love, and He is what makes me love others.”

“Treat love like a three-legged stool…”

“Never get married just to be a nice guy.”