“E.L.E. Everybody love everybody.”

“E.L.E. Everybody love everybody.”

“When you find a good woman, keep hold of her, because you can’t shag them all.”

“You gotta look inside your heart. Honesty and communication.”

♫”How long, how long you gonna make it without love?”♩

“Try not to make it any more complicated than it is.”

“Don’t get married, big mistake.”

“Live alone.”

“The woman is right. 100 percent of the time.”

“Don’t let the girls know you like them.”

“There’s always gotta be some kind of mystery there.”

“When ladies get real quiet, and start tapping their feet, run.”

“Respect the goddess. The more that you love them, the more they’re going to love you back.”

“Shave your balls. You never know what situation you’ll be in.”

“Every time you’re not honest, bad stuff happens.”

“Women rule the world. Learn to be a good loser.”

“If you let your heart run around, it can hurt, but you kind of just have to go through it.”

“If you’re an introverted, unaffectionate person, you’re not going to get love in return.”

“Without love, I had nothing. Nothing at all.”

“Find someone who you can make laugh, and who makes you laugh.”

“Be true to yourself. Always be honest and humble and have an open heart. Be real.”

“Don’t be jealous. It’s the number one reason girls are going to break up with you.”

“Every guy is on some level an asshole, and every girl is on some level insane.”

“If you don’t like something, say so. If you want something, say so.”

“Compliment your woman. They love that. Start with the shoes.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”