“You can’t create a calendar for love, your heart knows when it’s go time.”

“You can’t create a calendar for love, your heart knows when it’s go time.”

“I’ve worked with over a thousand women, all different types.”

“Get over it, fix it, do whatever you can. Don’t simmer on it.”

“You’re not lying if you don’t say anything.”

“Everything ends. If a partner understands that, it’s going to be magic.”

“Never give up the pursuit. Period.”

“I grew up in the sixties. I didn’t see any reason to get married.”

“I live in my car, but I wouldn’t tell a lady that until I banged her really good.”

“Love someone the way you want to be loved.”

“When you have a baby, you just give of yourself, and you get it back just by seeing them happy.”

“It’s ok to go to bed angry. It’s usually better in the morning.”

“Not everyone gets marriage right the first time. Both my parents got it right the second time.”

“Don’t force it. If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen.”

“It’s never as good or as bad as you think. Your mind will always exaggerate it.”

“My mom told me that it’s ok to see a prostitute, because at least it’s honest.”

“If your first wife doesn’t work out, take the trash out and go for the fence…”

“Avoid moving forward based on obligation, guilt, concern for the other person…”