“Girls are the same as guys. They want what you want.”

“Girls are the same as guys. They want what you want.”

“Honesty is the best policy. If you’re telling the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“‘Sorry’ always helps, both saying it and accepting it.”

“There’s an old samurai credo, ‘you can’t kill me because I’m already dead.’”

“Don’t marry for the sake of getting married, marry because you’re truly in love.”

“Be faithful. Nothing will piss them off more if you’re not.”

“The best way to make a woman feel safe is to listen to her.”

“In the end, it comes down to intellectual or mental compatibility.”

“E.L.E. Everybody love everybody.”

“It’s not opposites attract, similars attract.”

“Lower your expectations, then you’ll always be pleasantly surprised.”

“In different stages of your life, love means different things.”

“If I don’t get along with someone right away, I’m not going to later on fall in love with them.”

“Men need to love women with their spirit, women need to love men with their feelings.”

“Redefine your definition of masculinity, we don’t get our role anymore.”

“The people who are drawn to you will be your most real interactions.”

“Send your girlfriend flowers at work and have lots of surprises, they like that stuff.”

“Love yourself and other people will love you.”

“First things first, you gotta smell good.”

♫”How long, how long you gonna make it without love?”♩

“Nowadays girls don’t care about love or having a good relationship.”

“Love doesn’t come around very often. Guard it with everything you’ve got.”

“Try not to make it any more complicated than it is.”

“Seek the love inside of your heart.”

“Love has everything to do with it, but you have to find out what love is.”

“You gotta change it up. You can’t keep things bland.”

“Your home is a nest of safety.”

“Know your boundaries.”

“Do not hold back. Go all in.”

“You have to maintain your individuality.”

“Love the person, as opposed to what you want out of that person.”

“Love is something we must achieve in this life. And it must be unconditional.”

“When she says no, it means no.”

“Don’t sweat the petty stuff…”

“It’s not about finding the one, it’s about finding the right one for you.”

“Don’t be afraid to fall in love, you never know where it will take you.”

“Love, it hurts. It’s crappy.”

“Be nice to all the women that you meet, they might have friends.”

“Live alone.”

“Getting a young girlfriend will get you nothing but problems.”

“Girls lie just as much as men do, they seem to hide it better.”

“Love is confusing, that’s what it is.”

“When it’s time to move on…it’s time to move on.

“If you’re not willing to put in an effort, you’re not going to get anything in return.”

“Stay calm. Never overreact.”

“Your heart is the wisest counselor by far.”

“Don’t do anything that you wouldn’t want people to do to you.”

“You will never figure it out.”

“She’s my best friend and I don’t know what I’d do without her.’

“If you want to keep your wife happy, be attentive.”

“Don’t miss the overall picture by being too fixated on one issue.”

“Respect the feminine. That’s all there is to it.”

“A lot of things can go really good or really bad just based on trust.”

“Listen to your parents’ advice as to who you should date.”

“Love does not delight in evil, but it rejoices with the truth.”

“If something doesn’t feel right, be a big man. Say it.”

“The lady usually has real good ideas, and you ought to consider them.”

“Remember dates, and check in frequently.”

“If you want love, move out of Los Angeles. We’re infected.”

“Serve the one you love.”

“Maintain one super weird thing. If she can love it, you’re set.”

“Be very straightforward, but say everything with kindness and affection.”

“That word means a whole lot. Don’t say it if you don’t mean it.”

“Keep your turntable in order, and have a nice collection of records.”

“As scary as love appears to be, don’t be afraid of it.”

“The man should take a hand in raising the kids, whether you’re with the wife or not.”

“She kisses me every morning, and I know that she loves me, just from that little action.”

“Give your woman some credit. She knows what she’s talking about. Shut up and listen.”

“Love is a delicate mist upon which fools trace their dreams.”

“Giving the love is how you get the love. Take it from Santa.”

“Shave your balls. You never know what situation you’ll be in.”

“If you have hope and faith, you can find love, no matter how long it takes.”

“Never tell the truth about a woman’s size… even if it’s big, and you like it.”

“Sex is more important than love.”

“If you’re a single guy, and you’re not going to yoga classes, you’re really stupid.”

“Any female looking different than my kind is more attractive than my kind.”

“Time with her is precious, but time alone is good too.”

“You can be right, or you can be happy. Pick one.”

“Try something different. Why not?”

“Love is one of those things, you wake up in the morning and think ‘Dammit, I love her!’”

“Keep them surprised. Show up with flowers every now and then.”

“Your first instinct is always the right one.”

“A lot of girls that look pure and innocent are not actually so pure. Find a virgin if you can.”

“No trying to be cooler than you are. It’s gonna show eventually, and then it’s gonna end.”

“Women are autonomous, individual beings who have their own agenda.”

“Fight, end the fight, move on from the fight. Don’t re-fight.”

“Be true to yourself. Always be honest and humble and have an open heart. Be real.”

“If you don’t like something, say so. If you want something, say so.”

“There are always problems. There are also always solutions.”

“My mom told me that it’s ok to see a prostitute, because at least it’s honest.”

“Never stop treating the one you love the way you did when you first met.”

“Let ‘love’ mean what its definition is intended for. Don’t throw it around.”

“Make sure that you’re the father of the child before the shotgun wedding, not after.”

“Don’t let little things bother you, and don’t bother your spouse with little things.”

“Stick with the devil you know.”

“Treat love like a three-legged stool…”

“I’ve loved a lot of people… and some of them loved me back.”