“Take your time. Avoid sex right away. It messes stuff up.”

“Take your time. Avoid sex right away. It messes stuff up.”

“At the end of the day, you have to deal with the ramifications of what you’ve done.”

“When you find a good woman, keep hold of her, because you can’t shag them all.”

“Men need to have sex to feel good but women need to feel good to have sex.”

“You gotta change it up. You can’t keep things bland.”

“Love, it hurts. It’s crappy.”

“You must find a woman who has things in common with you.”

“Women like to have sex just as much as men.”

“I believe in love at first sight.”

“Don’t worry about padding your stats. It’s not about how many women you’ve been with.”

“If you want to stay sexually active, always listen to the woman. She runs the show.”

“You need to find out what you’re going to have outside the bedroom.”

“Most people concentrate too much on sex in their relationships.”

“If a girl doesn’t like you for yourself, then it’s not worth liking her.”

“Surprise your woman. Not just on anniversaries or birthdays, but just because it’s Wednesday.”

“That ex-girlfriend of yours is NOT waiting by the phone hoping you’ll call.”

“Study and understand the vagina fully.”

“Love only happens when you’re not looking for it.”

“Push up on her, and try making out with her if you can.”

“Make eye contact with a woman for ten seconds, and you’re guaranteed to either make love or fight.”

“Sex is more important than love.”

“I live in my car, but I wouldn’t tell a lady that until I banged her really good.”

“Before you tell them anything about yourself, you’ve got to nail them hard and give it to them good.”

“Continue to conquer until you’ve had your fill.”

“A mind wanders often, but a heart doesn’t.”

‎”Keep the other person pleased sexually. It makes a large difference.”

“Take care of your urges in the bathroom, and your marriage will last forever.”

“If you’re with someone you can’t laugh with in bed, you shouldn’t be with that person.”

“I would say, use pickup lines”

“If you’re willing to put up with a whole lot of crap from each other, that means you’re really in love.”

“If the sex is good, you have a lot of love. If the sex is not good, you don’t have love.”

“My mom told me that it’s ok to see a prostitute, because at least it’s honest.”

“If you’re picking up a girl at a nightclub, it’s not going to last.”

“Bottom line, it comes down to sex. And lots of it.”