“If a girl doesn’t like you for yourself, then it’s not worth liking her.”

“If a girl doesn’t like you for yourself, then it’s not worth liking her.”

“After three years in a relationship, you have to ask yourself if she’s the right person.”

“Keep your turntable in order, and have a nice collection of records.”

“Varium et mutabile semper femina. Woman is fickle. Remember that.”

“Be honest with them. Even if you want to have more than one girlfriend.”

“Don’t try to find a girl to replace your one true love.”

“As a man, no matter what you give, it’s never enough.”

“As scary as love appears to be, don’t be afraid of it.”

“The man should take a hand in raising the kids, whether you’re with the wife or not.”

“Have fun, keep it light, and make her root for your sports team.”

“There are two times when a man should enter a door before a woman…”

“Surprise your woman. Not just on anniversaries or birthdays, but just because it’s Wednesday.”

“That ex-girlfriend of yours is NOT waiting by the phone hoping you’ll call.”

“Being able to wake up next to the girl and still love her. That’s the answer right there.”

“It’s okay to go to bed angry at each other.”

“I pity the fool who doesn’t talk about communication.”

“She kisses me every morning, and I know that she loves me, just from that little action.”

“Give your woman some credit. She knows what she’s talking about. Shut up and listen.”

“If you find the one you love, you should just tell them. Doesn’t matter who says it first.”

“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”

“Love is a delicate mist upon which fools trace their dreams.”

“Their body is in control of our minds. As soon as you accept that, you’ll be all right.”

“There are no friends on powder day, but there are always wives on powder day.”

“Be nice to the waiter or waitress. Rudeness is a warning flag.”

“The most brutally honest I’ve ever been was when I was dating two people at the same time…”

“Don’t be afraid to ask your lover why they love you.”

“That initial rush of feelings doesn’t last forever.”

“Make sure you take command.”

“Feeling like a strong man in a relationship can be a challenge sometimes.”