“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”

“There are no rules. Listen to your heart.”

“Don’t look for a lover. Be the lover yourself.”

“Be as big a goon and as big a geek and nerd as you are. Don’t hide anything.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”