“Stop looking for greener grass. It’s just not there.”

“Stop looking for greener grass. It’s just not there.”

“If you got a woman that treats you right, you should probably hold on tight to her.”

“Love doesn’t come around very often. Guard it with everything you’ve got.”

“Don’t get married, big mistake.”

“Love hurts. It really hurts.”

“Don’t pass it up.”

“Don’t be forgetful.”

“Always take care of your family first. At the end of the day, all we have is our family.”

“Don’t do anything quickly. Get to know the person.”

“If you have something good, hold on to it.”

“Be sure that you can always share who you really are.”

“Honesty — not just with your words, but with your feelings.”

“Make sure you’ve got a welly for your willy.”

“Wear condoms. Always. Not just for the diseases…”

“If you don’t have all that playfulness out of you, don’t get married.”

“Don’t take nothing for granted, because it will be gone.”

“You can’t be a chicken.”

“A mind wanders often, but a heart doesn’t.”

“Don’t settle.”

“Without love, I had nothing. Nothing at all.”

“You should always go with your heart. If you love a person, go with them.”

“Love isn’t something that’s easy to hold or grasp. It’s something you have to yearn for and want.”

“Stay away from the dirty prostitutes.”

“You’ve got to realize that it’s not about yourself.”

“Don’t do the same thing I did.”