“If you just listened the first time, you wouldn’t be having the second or third argument.”

“If you just listened the first time, you wouldn’t be having the second or third argument.”

“Men need to have sex to feel good but women need to feel good to have sex.”

“If women want to get along with guys, they have to act a little more like guys.”

“Make as much money as you can. That’s what women want.”

“Guys are complete idiots when it comes to women.”

“Try to work together. You’re dealing with a woman’s mind and you have a man’s mind.”

“Very few things are said without a purpose behind them.”

“Try not to be macho in your approach.”

“Provide reassurance. Women worry more than we do.”

“Try real hard to treat them as equals.”

“Girls are the same as guys. They want what you want.”

“If you’re not listening, you’ll miss the most important thing.”

“If you walk into a room full of angry women, run the other way.”

“If you see yourself wanting to get married down the line, just do it now.”

“If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready.”

“Women can be what we’re accused of being.”

“When she’s upset, don’t just do something, sit there. Sit there and listen.”

“Find out what she really wants to know or hear, and just agree.”

“All women are crazy. You need to operate under that knowledge.”

“We are different from women. Respect them, and always give them the last word.”

“If you can get communication in order, everything else falls into place.”

“The man needs to desire the woman just a bit more.”

“The best way to make a woman feel safe is to listen to her.”

“Hold your ground, put your foot down, everything will be good.”

“Girls really like to watch their man clean.”

“Every guy is on some level an asshole, and every girl is on some level insane.”

“You need to be the lion. You can’t have your woman be the same as you.”

“You have to assault them with good things. Women like that.”

“It helps to do research in love if it doesn’t come naturally.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“Once you’re down with communication, everything else comes easier.”