“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”

“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”

“Straight up honesty, whatever the cost.”

“Forgive yourself so that you may forgive others.”

“Treat her like an angel every single day. Flowers? No problem. Just make her happy.”

“Be patient, men. Your prince or princess is out there waiting for you someplace.”

“E.L.E. Everybody love everybody.”

“Be careful with love, it’s a strong word. Don’t say it to everybody.”

“You have to maintain your individuality.”

“Lying to women makes them go freakin’ cuckoo crazy.”

“A relationship is like Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen. It’s teamwork.”

“It isn’t always easy. Stick it out.”

“When ladies get real quiet, and start tapping their feet, run.”

“Always show your true personality, funniness, happiness, and sympathy.”

“If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready.”

“Women at bars are never looking for anything serious.”

“Never start performing for your lover. It’s not about your act, it’s about who you are.”

“Be honest with them. Even if you want to have more than one girlfriend.”

“Don’t try to find a girl to replace your one true love.”

“I pity the fool who doesn’t talk about communication.”

“If you find the one you love, you should just tell them. Doesn’t matter who says it first.”

“Love is a delicate mist upon which fools trace their dreams.”

“Find out what she really wants to know or hear, and just agree.”

“It’s been proven scientifically that love lasts two years at most.”

“Erase texts. Erase everything.”

“No one’s perfect. The trick is finding the flaw that you want that person to have.”

“Always be yourself, or you’re never going to find who you’re looking for.”

“Stay away from it until your heart is ready.”

“Never underestimate the appeal of a good hat.”

“Get money and stay fly.”

“Don’t tell women everything you feel.”

“If you let your heart run around, it can hurt, but you kind of just have to go through it.”

“My father told me what’s really important when you get to the end of your life.”

“You need to be the lion. You can’t have your woman be the same as you.”

“Love is the beginning, it’s the end, and it’s even the middle. Without love, nothing exists.”

“I’ve loved a lot of people… and some of them loved me back.”

“If you want to make it last…”