“Forgiveness is earned through trust and love. It’s never given.”

“Forgiveness is earned through trust and love. It’s never given.”

“If you have hope and faith, you can find love, no matter how long it takes.”

“They might not say they want expensive gifts, but deep down inside, they really do.”

“Lower your standards. It broadens the playing field.”

“Touch her, hold her, kiss her. Make her feel loved.”

“Make the time. Take the initiative. Put forward some effort.”

“Buy some good food, get some good wine, eat hearty, and make love.”

“Women are like flowers. You have to take care of them.”

“Find someone who’s smart… love could be anywhere… keep going till you find the right thing.”

“Wear condoms. Always. Not just for the diseases…”

“If you don’t have all that playfulness out of you, don’t get married.”

“Study and understand the vagina fully.”

“True love in a relationship is what happens after the passion dwindles.”

“Having a strong connection with God starts with love.”

“Never underestimate the appeal of a good hat.”

“Every time you’re not honest, bad stuff happens.”

“Don’t have a cell phone at all.”

“Don’t take nothing for granted, because it will be gone.”

“Don’t be defensive. Defense wins championships, but it does not win relationships.”

“All women are crazy. You need to operate under that knowledge.”

“When it’s the right one, she kind of makes you want to be better.”

“Men don’t mature until they’re about fifty.”

“You’re not lying if you don’t say anything.”

“You’ve got to laugh, and you’ve got to make the jokes.”

“If you can pick up an instrument, if you’re not bad at it, you’re in.”

“Look her in the eye. Eye contact attracts everybody.”

“You have to be willing to die for them. That’s how deep it goes.”