“You need to know who you’re looking for and what you like.”

“You need to know who you’re looking for and what you like.”

“Don’t leave your phone around, you’ll be in trouble.”

“Don’t try to find love, let it come to you.”

“Once you find love, don’t ever let it get away.”

“You’ve got to be your authentic self. That’s when women really respond to you.”

“Getting a young girlfriend will get you nothing but problems.”

“Don’t let the girls know you like them.”

“You gotta have honesty. That’s what keeps us together.”

“Don’t over-promise and under-deliver.”

“She taught me to trust my heart and be honest.”

“Once you lie, you have to keep lying. That’s not the way anything should be.”

“When it feels effortless, that’s when you know.”

“Have fun, keep it light, and make her root for your sports team.”

“Every time you’re not honest, bad stuff happens.”

“If you can pick up an instrument, if you’re not bad at it, you’re in.”

“Love only happens when you’re not looking for it.”

“Let’s go to a place only lovers go.”

“If you’re a single guy, and you’re not going to yoga classes, you’re really stupid.”

“Don’t expect it to play out the way you think it will play out.”

“Lie. And never admit that you’re lying. Go to any absurd lengths to cover your tracks.”

“You don’t want to say ‘I love you’ too easily.”

“Be as big a goon and as big a geek and nerd as you are. Don’t hide anything.”

“If somebody want marry, better if marry in their thirties, when they’re thinking better.”

“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”

“She wants to hear what she wants to hear.”

“It’s a full-time job.”