“Patience and forgiveness.”

“Patience and forgiveness.”

“Don’t get married, big mistake.”

“I think you should talk to your wife’s dad before you propose.”

“Don’t be afraid to fall in love, you never know where it will take you.”

“Show some interest in fashion.”

“Love and fooling around is two different things.”

“Buy one sparkly gift a week.”

“Listen to this poem…”

“Put the other person’s desires before your own.”

“Provide reassurance. Women worry more than we do.”

“Try real hard to treat them as equals.”

“Love, it hurts. It’s crappy.”

“Love has no preference.”

“Lie when you have to.”

“Don’t get too worked up about women that you meet. Stay cool.”

“There’s nothing to fear. If it doesn’t work out, who the hell cares?”

“Make sure everything is fifty fifty, and that everyone’s giving their equal share.”

“Partnership is a team and there can be more than two people on a team.”

“It was about realizing that I met my best friend.”

“Understand what her definition of love is before you say it.”

“The great thing about love is that it changes over your life.”

“Don’t date girls with daddy issues.”

“The key to a successful relationship is a man cave.”

“Be nice to all the women that you meet, they might have friends.”

“If you can be real to yourself, then nothing else matters.”

“Always show great humility, and love your wife.”

“Live alone.”

“Be honest on what you want out of the relationship.”