“I have a personal acronym for love- Living Off Vigorous Efforts.”

“I have a personal acronym for love- Living Off Vigorous Efforts.”

“You gotta change it up. You can’t keep things bland.”

“Your home is a nest of safety.”

“If you’re not listening, the fact that you’re in love might pass you by.”

“Love is never free.”

“Don’t let work get in the way of women.”

“You can’t win.”

“Know your boundaries.”

“Guys are complete idiots when it comes to women.”

“Try to work together. You’re dealing with a woman’s mind and you have a man’s mind.”

“A pretty face and a hot body blurs your vision like alcohol.”

“They’ve got it just as hard as we do. Be willing to listen.”

“Go for the girls with the B.A.’s, the Masters, the Doctorates.”

“Confidence is key.”

“True love can happen more than once in life.”

“If you have to let go of love…the sooner you let go, the better it will be.”

“Never give up, even if you’ve had your heart broken 13 times.”

“Real love is when you make sacrifices for that other person.”

“Don’t sleep with her friends.”

“To keep a peaceful home, say ‘yes dear’.”

“Do not assume that what you think you’re going to get is what you’ll get.”

“The first rule is you gotta be friends.”

“If you don’t know anyone in his family or anyone close to him, you can’t trust him.”

“It’s impossible to fully love somebody else until you fully love yourself.”

“Just try. That’s all you gotta do.”

“Don’t be selfish, take the time to be there with them.”

“If you admit your faults first, people will listen more intently.”

“Just fall in love with girls that are, like, good for you.”

“If you send out joy and contentment, it comes back to you.”

“Say yes. Arguing is totally not worth it.”