“Find out what she really wants to know or hear, and just agree.”

“Find out what she really wants to know or hear, and just agree.”

“Stick with marriage when the going gets rough.”

“If she asks you if this makes her look fat, say ‘I’ve seen you look better in other things.’”

“When you love somebody, serve them. They’ll return it back to you.”

“If you force yourself into a relationship, you’ll find yourself in a really bad one.”

“Chill out. Let things play out the way they’re going to.”

“Giving the love is how you get the love. Take it from Santa.”

“Find a woman you can hang with.”

“When you find her, just do what it takes.”

“Shave your balls. You never know what situation you’ll be in.”

“It’s been proven scientifically that love lasts two years at most.”

“Premarital counseling is probably the best thing I ever did.”

“Be very honest with the person you’re with.”

“You need to be best friends with your wife.”

“You’ll find yourself not wanting anyone else, even someone who’s your type.”

“Erase texts. Erase everything.”

“Do the extra little bit of work. It goes a long way.”

“No one’s perfect. The trick is finding the flaw that you want that person to have.”

“The guy controls the checkbook.”

“Don’t fight about the small stuff.”

“If you find yourself playing games, it’s not going to work out.”

“Be sure that you can always share who you really are.”

“Get over it, fix it, do whatever you can. Don’t simmer on it.”

“Do something little each day to let her know that you’re involved.”

“Always be yourself, or you’re never going to find who you’re looking for.”

“Honesty — not just with your words, but with your feelings.”

“Love isn’t a feeling. It’s a choice.”

“Stay away from it until your heart is ready.”

“Party naked.”

“Make sure you’ve got a welly for your willy.”