“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”

“Do not ever, under any circumstances, give a woman advice.”

“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Straight up honesty, whatever the cost.”

“Never assume a pretty woman has a boyfriend. She might be available.”

“You’ve got to be your authentic self. That’s when women really respond to you.”

“The best way to make a woman feel safe is to listen to her.”

“Be patient, men. Your prince or princess is out there waiting for you someplace.”

“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”

“Tell the truth, be a man, grow up. Just be honest.”

“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”

“An ex is an ex for a reason.”

“Guys are complete idiots when it comes to women.”

“There’s a lot of love vibes going around here.” #OccupyLA

“If someone truly loves you, they are willing to go through difficulties with you.”

“Don’t be afraid to fall in love, you never know where it will take you.”

“Women like to have sex just as much as men.”

“Hold yourself up like you’re worth something, gentlemen.”

“Marry someone who is nice. It doesn’t matter if she’s pretty.”

“Give your woman some credit. She knows what she’s talking about. Shut up and listen.”

“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”

“Giving the love is how you get the love. Take it from Santa.”

“Study and understand the vagina fully.”

“Don’t be defensive. Defense wins championships, but it does not win relationships.”

“There are no rules. Listen to your heart.”

“You can’t be a chicken.”

“Before you tell them anything about yourself, you’ve got to nail them hard and give it to them good.”

“Never ever let a woman know that you’re less than a hundred percent in love with her.”

“Embrace what you love, and don’t get caught up in the parts you don’t love.”

“Don’t be afraid.”

“Don’t look for a lover. Be the lover yourself.”

“Be as big a goon and as big a geek and nerd as you are. Don’t hide anything.”

“The first ten years are rough. I was a bad boy. After that, it turned beautiful.”

“You can’t see love as a noun. You’ve got to see it as a verb.”

“You have to assault them with good things. Women like that.”

“Let ‘love’ mean what its definition is intended for. Don’t throw it around.”

“If you’re lying to yourself, you’re going to be lying to everyone around you.”

“Make sure that you’re the father of the child before the shotgun wedding, not after.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“Stay the course. It just gets better, and better, and better.”

“If you generate love and radiate love, everything is effortless, and the happiness is unbelievable.”

“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”

“Love is the beginning, it’s the end, and it’s even the middle. Without love, nothing exists.”

“Never depend on her too much.”

“Every guy knows what he WANTS being in love to feel like.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”

“Don’t do the same thing I did.”

“It took something dramatic for me to understand…”

“Your job is to hold them together, just as much as it is for them to hold you together.”

“Be yourself as much as you can be.”

“Learn to cook.”

“If you want to make it last…”