“Men need to have sex to feel good but women need to feel good to have sex.”

“Men need to have sex to feel good but women need to feel good to have sex.”

“Women tend to like action more than words. Words are cheap.”

“Guys are complete idiots when it comes to women.”

“An ex is an ex for a reason.”

“There’s a lot of love vibes going around here.” #OccupyLA

“If someone truly loves you, they are willing to go through difficulties with you.”

“Don’t be afraid to fall in love, you never know where it will take you.”

“Don’t set expectations because love comes out of nowhere.”

“Love is like a swimming pool, you have to jump right in.”

“Women like to have sex just as much as men.”

“When you find a good woman, keep hold of her, because you can’t shag them all.”

“Hold yourself up like you’re worth something, gentlemen.”

“Marry someone who is nice. It doesn’t matter if she’s pretty.”

“Straight up honesty, whatever the cost.”

“We were designed to be with one person, and to be committed to that person.”

“Give your woman some credit. She knows what she’s talking about. Shut up and listen.”

“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”

“Giving the love is how you get the love. Take it from Santa.”

“Study and understand the vagina fully.”

“Don’t be defensive. Defense wins championships, but it does not win relationships.”

“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”

“There are no rules. Listen to your heart.”

“You have to respect the woman for who she is, not who you desire her to be in your mind.”

“You can’t be a chicken.”

“Before you tell them anything about yourself, you’ve got to nail them hard and give it to them good.”

“Do not ever, under any circumstances, give a woman advice.”

“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“Never ever let a woman know that you’re less than a hundred percent in love with her.”

“Embrace what you love, and don’t get caught up in the parts you don’t love.”

“Don’t be afraid.”

“The best way to make a woman feel safe is to listen to her.”

“Don’t look for a lover. Be the lover yourself.”

“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Be as big a goon and as big a geek and nerd as you are. Don’t hide anything.”

“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”

“Never assume a pretty woman has a boyfriend. She might be available.”

“The first ten years are rough. I was a bad boy. After that, it turned beautiful.”

“You can’t see love as a noun. You’ve got to see it as a verb.”

“You have to assault them with good things. Women like that.”

“You’ve got to be your authentic self. That’s when women really respond to you.”

“Tell the truth, be a man, grow up. Just be honest.”

“Let ‘love’ mean what its definition is intended for. Don’t throw it around.”

“If you’re lying to yourself, you’re going to be lying to everyone around you.”

“Make sure that you’re the father of the child before the shotgun wedding, not after.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“Stay the course. It just gets better, and better, and better.”

“If you generate love and radiate love, everything is effortless, and the happiness is unbelievable.”

“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”

“Love is the beginning, it’s the end, and it’s even the middle. Without love, nothing exists.”

“Never depend on her too much.”

“Every guy knows what he WANTS being in love to feel like.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”

“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”

“Don’t do the same thing I did.”

“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”

“It took something dramatic for me to understand…”

“Your job is to hold them together, just as much as it is for them to hold you together.”

“Be yourself as much as you can be.”

“It’s difficult to find love for another woman if you don’t have a good relationship with your mother.”

“Learn to cook.”

“If you want to make it last…”