“The only way love can truly exist is to put up with other people’s flaws.”

“The only way love can truly exist is to put up with other people’s flaws.”

“I have a personal acronym for love- Living Off Vigorous Efforts.”

“If you want to keep your wife happy, be attentive.”

“Just do the dishes, man.”

“Love your partner like no other.”

“If it’s broke, a ring won’t fix it.”

“That word means a whole lot. Don’t say it if you don’t mean it.”

“We were designed to be with one person, and to be committed to that person.”

“If you’re a wild dog, stay wild until you’re tamed.”

“There are no friends on powder day, but there are always wives on powder day.”

“When you love somebody, serve them. They’ll return it back to you.”

“You’ll find yourself not wanting anyone else, even someone who’s your type.”

“The guy controls the checkbook.”

“I grew up in the sixties. I didn’t see any reason to get married.”

“Be your wife or girlfriend’s cup-bearer.”

“Your wife has to be the most important thing in the entire world. Bar none.”

“Never give up. Never stop looking.”

“Make sure that it’s somebody that you’re physically obsessed with.”

“Know when you have a good thing in your life. When it’s gone, it’s pretty hard to get it back.”

“If you have a child with a woman, in God’s eyes, you’ve become man and wife.”

“You can’t be a playboy. Find the right person, love them, and you’ll have a great life.”

“Do anything you can do to make your partner happy.”

“There’s no such thing as a perfect relationship. There will always be a honeymoon phase.”

“Stay the course. It just gets better, and better, and better.”

“If you want to see other women, if that’s your thing, then don’t get married in the first place.”

“Your job is to hold them together, just as much as it is for them to hold you together.”