“Honesty is the best policy. If you’re telling the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“Honesty is the best policy. If you’re telling the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“A pretty face and a hot body blurs your vision like alcohol.”

“Just fall in love with girls that are, like, good for you.”

“Be honest, but not too honest.”

“Any female looking different than my kind is more attractive than my kind.”

“Make sure that it’s somebody that you’re physically obsessed with.”