“Don’t let the girls know you like them.”

“Don’t let the girls know you like them.”

“Look for the cougars. Look for the ones who know what they’re doing.”

“If you want to stay sexually active, always listen to the woman. She runs the show.”

“Don’t look for love in a bar or a club. Look for love where you find real women.”

“Before you lay down with a girl, wash your hands, wash your body. Keep your necklace clean.”

“Push up on her, and try making out with her if you can.”

“You’ve got to keep your woman in check.”

“Love is one of those things, you wake up in the morning and think ‘Dammit, I love her!’”

“Stay away from the dirty prostitutes.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”