“Brush your teeth.”
“Shave your balls. You never know what situation you’ll be in.”
“Make sure you’ve got a welly for your willy.”
“Wear condoms. Always. Not just for the diseases…”
“When it’s the right one, she kind of makes you want to be better.”
“Before you lay down with a girl, wash your hands, wash your body. Keep your necklace clean.”