“If you show love, you feel love.”

“If you show love, you feel love.”

“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”

“There’s nothing to fear. If it doesn’t work out, who the hell cares?”

“You must see with your heart, because your eyes are blind.”

“Don’t think about love late at night.”

“It’s not just about you, it’s about we.”

“Chill out. Let things play out the way they’re going to.”

“It’s been proven scientifically that love lasts two years at most.”

“All women are crazy. You need to operate under that knowledge.”

“It’s ok to go to bed angry. It’s usually better in the morning.”

“Don’t wait until you’re 30 or 40 to figure out that you do need love in your life.”

“Men are more logical, women are more emotional.”