“Look for a woman who’s tough and smart.”

“Look for a woman who’s tough and smart.”

“Don’t set expectations because love comes out of nowhere.”

“If you put your best foot forward on day one, where do you go from there?”

“It may take five or ten years to really trust somebody.”

“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”

“Don’t go on the computer. Turn the TV off. Sit down and talk about your day.”

“Once you lose love, you develop a psychological armor for the next relationship.”

“Stop saying you f’d 100 chicks when you only f’d 3.”

“Without loyalty, you have no love at all.”

“Patience and forgiveness.”

“Be honest on what you want out of the relationship.”

“Nice guys finish first.”

“Don’t worry about padding your stats. It’s not about how many women you’ve been with.”

“Look for the cougars. Look for the ones who know what they’re doing.”

“You need to find out what you’re going to have outside the bedroom.”

“Brush your teeth.”

“If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready.”

“Everyone should know how to cook, even if it’s only one thing.”

“Love hard, love strong, and love warm.”

“Don’t try to find a girl to replace your one true love.”

“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”

“Their body is in control of our minds. As soon as you accept that, you’ll be all right.”

“Stick with marriage when the going gets rough.”

“When you find her, just do what it takes.”

“Men don’t mature until they’re about fifty.”

“Really appreciate the person that you’re with, because they could be gone in a heartbeat.”

“We are different from women. Respect them, and always give them the last word.”

“Love has to love you. You can’t love love.”

“The thing that we share is our capacity for suffering. From that, we should be as kind to each other as possible.”

“If you want to see other women, if that’s your thing, then don’t get married in the first place.”

“These days, the dudes are constantly texting the girls. That’s not attractive.”

“Don’t do the same thing I did.”

“Think about what your mom and daddy always told you.”

“He is love, and He is what makes me love others.”