“Being right is often less important than being happy.”

“Being right is often less important than being happy.”

“If she’s playing hard to get, you play hard to get more.”

“Girls like dickheads.”

“The lady usually has real good ideas, and you ought to consider them.”

“Women rule the world. Learn to be a good loser.”

“Never love a woman more than she loves you, or you’ll end up getting hurt.”

“Whoever cares less in the relationship has the most power.”

“Always act like you know what you’re doing.”