“Keep it spicy.”

“Keep it spicy.”

“Always show your true personality, funniness, happiness, and sympathy.”

“Always take care of your family first. At the end of the day, all we have is our family.”

“You have to be comfortable with heartbreak. Heartbreak is universal.”

“Truly listen, and give without expecting to receive.”

“Look at her family, and get ready to enjoy a whole new group of people.”

“If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready.”

“When you feel comfortable with your body and your mind, you’re able to accept other people.”

“When you don’t know what to say to a girl, the thing to say is hi.”

“Get an older woman.”

“If you want love, move out of Los Angeles. We’re infected.”

“Don’t date women with children.”

“Love releases us into a deeper bond of unity among people, friends, lovers, and family.”

“On the first date, tell the girl to pay.”

“There’s a lot of books out there about understanding love languages.”

“Women at bars are never looking for anything serious.”

“Love recklessly, and be prepared to pick up the pieces.”

“Run your fingers through her hair, and tell her how lucky you are to have her in your life.”

“Respect the goddess. The more that you love them, the more they’re going to love you back.”

“Be sincere, be honest, be truthful — but most of all, be strong.”

“If you see a girl, follow the three-second rule: go for it right away. Don’t even think.”

“Marry someone who is nice. It doesn’t matter if she’s pretty.”

“You get used to the bad times, you’re going to live happily ever after.”

“Don’t try to impress the girl, because they know when you’re faking it.”

“Most people concentrate too much on sex in their relationships.”

“Don’t do anything quickly. Get to know the person.”

“Serve the one you love.”

“You can’t own another person.”

“Talk to a woman like another man, and you might get your point across.”

“Don’t look for love in a bar or a club. Look for love where you find real women.”

“Women can be what we’re accused of being.”