“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”

“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”

“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”

“Girls like dickheads.”

“Never start performing for your lover. It’s not about your act, it’s about who you are.”

“Listen. Even if you’re not listening, pretend that you’re listening.”

“Lie. And never admit that you’re lying. Go to any absurd lengths to cover your tracks.”

“Whoever cares less in the relationship has the most power.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“When you look at somebody, you know within the first five seconds whether you’re going to sleep with them.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”