“Always side with your wife when it comes to arguments with your mother.”
“Three things: attention, affection and appreciation.”
“If I don’t get along with someone right away, I’m not going to later on fall in love with them.”
“Women tend to like action more than words. Words are cheap.”
“You have to be generous in every aspect of your relationship.”
“Go for the girls with the B.A.’s, the Masters, the Doctorates.”
“An ex is an ex for a reason.”
“There’s a lot of love vibes going around here.” #OccupyLA
“If someone truly loves you, they are willing to go through difficulties with you.”
“Love the person, as opposed to what you want out of that person.”
“Lying to women makes them go freakin’ cuckoo crazy.”
“Love for the sake of loving, and give for the sake of giving.”
“Don’t be afraid to fall in love, you never know where it will take you.”
“I’ve learned that patience is love.”
“You have to have your own particular style.”
“Don’t be too mean or too nice. Just be you.”
“Never ever escalate a text message fight.”
“Over the years, your love really does grow.”
“Look for the cougars. Look for the ones who know what they’re doing.”
“When you find a good woman, keep hold of her, because you can’t shag them all.”
“Hold yourself up like you’re worth something, gentlemen.”
“A relationship is like Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen. It’s teamwork.”
“Keep it spicy.”
“Marry someone who is nice. It doesn’t matter if she’s pretty.”
“Maintain one super weird thing. If she can love it, you’re set.”
“When it feels effortless, that’s when you know.”
“Find out how your woman feels about her father.”
“As scary as love appears to be, don’t be afraid of it.”
“Being able to wake up next to the girl and still love her. That’s the answer right there.”
“It’s okay to go to bed angry at each other.”
“Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and then putting on dirty underwear.”
“In the end, it comes down to intellectual or mental compatibility.”
“Every time you’re not honest, bad stuff happens.”
“She’s going to go up and down. Don’t get on the roller-coaster.”
“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”
“Don’t go on the computer. Turn the TV off. Sit down and talk about your day.”
“It may take five or ten years to really trust somebody.”
“There are no rules. Listen to your heart.”
“Love only happens when you’re not looking for it.”
“Let’s go to a place only lovers go.”
“If you’re a single guy, and you’re not going to yoga classes, you’re really stupid.”
“Never ever let a woman know that you’re less than a hundred percent in love with her.”
“Embrace what you love, and don’t get caught up in the parts you don’t love.”
“Lie. And never admit that you’re lying. Go to any absurd lengths to cover your tracks.”
“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”
“Don’t be afraid to eat p*$$y.”
“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”
“Happy wife, happy life.”
“Find out who you are within, and just let her see that. It’s not hard.”
“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”
“Be as big a goon and as big a geek and nerd as you are. Don’t hide anything.”
“Tell the truth, be a man, grow up. Just be honest.”
“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”
“Love is not a one-way thing. It’s not right for one side if it’s not right for both sides.”
“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”
“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”
