“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“Take your time. Avoid sex right away. It messes stuff up.”

“Honesty is the best policy. If you’re telling the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“It’s bad form to ask a girl out via text.”

“There’s an old samurai credo, ‘you can’t kill me because I’m already dead.’”

“Be real direct. If you want a lady, let her know, tastefully of course.”

“Chill out til you’re 50, then settle down.”

“If you’re willing to go out on a limb and deal with rejection, you will actually meet some cool people.”

“Once you find love, don’t ever let it get away.”

“At the end of the day, you have to deal with the ramifications of what you’ve done.”

“Never assume a pretty woman has a boyfriend. She might be available.”

“You’ve got to be your authentic self. That’s when women really respond to you.”

“Tell the truth, be a man, grow up. Just be honest.”

“Chemistry can’t happen online. You can’t get those pheromones, you can’t get that spirit.”

“Love yourself first. If you look outside to get that space inside filled, you’re out of luck.”

“It’s not opposites attract, similars attract.”

“Build experiences with that one person. Let go and fall in love.”

“Don’t love too fast. Too much too soon is not good.”

“Nice guys don’t finish last, especially in the long run.”

“If I don’t get along with someone right away, I’m not going to later on fall in love with them.”

“No woman seriously proposes a threesome, it’s a test.”

“There’s always that initial stupid thing a guy does that a girl has to get over.”

“Redefine your definition of masculinity, we don’t get our role anymore.”

“The people who are drawn to you will be your most real interactions.”

“If you’re young, you need to date. Don’t just try to fall in love.”

“My advice is to be confident and not try to be anyone else.”

“Send your girlfriend flowers at work and have lots of surprises, they like that stuff.”

“First things first, you gotta smell good.”

“You want someone with ambition, drive and class. Someone who supports you.”

“Do anything in your power to get her back.”

“Whatever you do on a first date, do not…”

“Women tend to like action more than words. Words are cheap.”

“If they’re going to mislead you and use you, stay away from them.”

“You can’t get your way all the time, you have to be ready to compromise.”

“Love is hard, but it can also be kind if they feel the same way back.”

“I don’t care what nobody say, there’s no relationship that’s perfect in this world.”

“…at the end of the day, we felt like we’d known each other for a long time.”

“If your long distance relationship works out, it will be really strong.”

“Make sure they are falling in love with you for you.”

“If your family says she’s a keeper, that means a lot.”

“Don’t try to buy your way into love. It never works.”

“Make as much money as you can. That’s what women want.”

“Be patient and wait for the unicorn you’ve always hoped for.”

“If they hate all of their exes, that’s a huge red flag.”

“Don’t pick someone of the same astrological sign, that’s for damn sure.”

“Know your boundaries.”

“Guys are complete idiots when it comes to women.”

“Go for the girls with the B.A.’s, the Masters, the Doctorates.”

“Don’t sleep with her friends.”

“If you don’t know anyone in his family or anyone close to him, you can’t trust him.”

“Just fall in love with girls that are, like, good for you.”

“Don’t Facebook stalk someone, that’s just creepy.”

“Everybody’s scared of rejection. You have to go talk to people.”

“When she says no, it means no.”

“Buy one sparkly gift a week.”

“Don’t get too worked up about women that you meet. Stay cool.”

“There’s nothing to fear. If it doesn’t work out, who the hell cares?”

“Getting a young girlfriend will get you nothing but problems.”

“When it comes to pickups, timing is everything.”

“Ask them more questions about themselves than they ask about you.”

“Don’t go into a relationship thinking about how it will end.”

“Be honest, but not too honest.”

“Hold yourself up like you’re worth something, gentlemen.”

“Listen to your parents’ advice as to who you should date.”

“You always have to put yourself in her shoes, even when times are tough.”

“If she’s playing hard to get, you play hard to get more.”

“Keep it spicy.”

“Love recklessly, and be prepared to pick up the pieces.”

“If you see a girl, follow the three-second rule: go for it right away. Don’t even think.”

“If you want love, don’t live in LA.”

“Don’t give your girlfriend a huge Valentine’s Day the first time, because then you’ve got to match it.”

“Be honest with them. Even if you want to have more than one girlfriend.”

“Don’t try to find a girl to replace your one true love.”

“Be nice to the waiter or waitress. Rudeness is a warning flag.”

“Every time you’re not honest, bad stuff happens.”

“You can’t be a chicken.”

“Push up on her, and try making out with her if you can.”

“Let’s go to a place only lovers go.”

“If you’re a single guy, and you’re not going to yoga classes, you’re really stupid.”

“Don’t ever, ever rely on your friends to hook you up with other people.”

“Continue to conquer until you’ve had your fill.”

“Just be yourself and she might actually like you, dude.”

“Go look at the relationship she has with her father.”

“If it’s love at first sight, it’s good in a way, but it’s also fatal to the future.”

“You’ve got to keep your woman in check.”

“Whoever cares less in the relationship has the most power.”

“Keep things slow to help identify potential destructive patterns.”

“You don’t want to say ‘I love you’ too easily.”

“I would say, use pickup lines”

“Girls really like to watch their man clean.”

“Find someone who you can make laugh, and who makes you laugh.”

“No trying to be cooler than you are. It’s gonna show eventually, and then it’s gonna end.”

“Girls like danger. Girls like bad boys, no matter what they say. Don’t be boring.”

“Talk to them as though you already know them.”

“Don’t be jealous. It’s the number one reason girls are going to break up with you.”

“Be yourself. It’s old, and it’s corny, but it works.”

“You have to assault them with good things. Women like that.”

“If your girlfriend’s family is religious, just pretend you’re religious.”

“Let ‘love’ mean what its definition is intended for. Don’t throw it around.”

“It helps to do research in love if it doesn’t come naturally.”

“If you’re picking up a girl at a nightclub, it’s not going to last.”

“Love has to love you. You can’t love love.”

“There’s no such thing as a perfect relationship. There will always be a honeymoon phase.”

“Be ruthless. As ruthless as you can be. There are no rules.”

“When you look at somebody, you know within the first five seconds whether you’re going to sleep with them.”

“Hold off giving all of yourself until you really know that it’s love.”

“These days, the dudes are constantly texting the girls. That’s not attractive.”

“There’s no way that there can be two leaders in a relationship.”

“I don’t know whoever came up with the idea that love is forever, cause it’s crap.”

“Never depend on her too much.”

“Follow through, tell them what they want to hear, and sell them the dream.”

“Be yourself, and someone will gravitate towards you. It’s weird, but it works.”

“Be yourself as much as you can be.”

“Men are more logical, women are more emotional.”

“It’s the smallest gestures that are going to make the biggest difference.”

“Learn to cook.”

“Sometimes it’s better to let go.”

“Once you’re down with communication, everything else comes easier.”

“You have to be unobtainable… girls like that as much as guys do.”