“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“If it’s real, it’ll flow like water out of a faucet.”

“Sometimes I agree, and I don’t even know what I’m agreeing with.”

“Get her really mad. I mean really, really mad.”

“Do not ever, under any circumstances, give a woman advice.”

“Make your girlfriend or wife laugh. Make life really exciting. It doesn’t cost a thing.”

“Straight up honesty, whatever the cost.”

“Look her in the eye. Eye contact attracts everybody.”

“Forgive yourself so that you may forgive others.”

“Look for a woman who’s tough and smart.”

“If you want someone to give one-hundred percent, you have to give one-hundred percent.”

“Girls are the same as guys. They want what you want.”

“When she’s upset, don’t just do something, sit there. Sit there and listen.”

“A lot of us have closed hearts. If you really want to be loving, get into your heart.”

“If you admit your faults first, people will listen more intently.”

“You need to know who you’re looking for and what you like.”

“Take your time. Avoid sex right away. It messes stuff up.”

“Love your partner like no other.”

“Guys, you should always listen to your friends. They see the bigger picture.”

“Treat her like an angel every single day. Flowers? No problem. Just make her happy.”

“Love is about forgetting yourself and thinking about the other person first.”

“Listen more. Take a breath every once in awhile and listen.”

“Honesty is the best policy. If you’re telling the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“Get your shit together before you even attempt to love somebody else.”

“‘Sorry’ always helps, both saying it and accepting it.”

“You gotta get hurt to feel what love is.”

“First impressions don’t mean everything. Be persistent.”

“It’s bad form to ask a girl out via text.”

“There’s an old samurai credo, ‘you can’t kill me because I’m already dead.’”

“Just love. And when you find this love, don’t let it go.”

“It’s difficult to find love for another woman if you don’t have a good relationship with your mother.”

“Don’t marry for the sake of getting married, marry because you’re truly in love.”

“Don’t ever get married, I should’ve listened to my grandmother.”

“Listen. You don’t have to tell them anything, you just gotta listen.”

“Don’t leave your phone around, you’ll be in trouble.”

“Be real direct. If you want a lady, let her know, tastefully of course.”

“Don’t argue with your partner, they’re always right.”

“Every day we try and keep each other our number one. Everything else falls into place.”

“Be faithful. Nothing will piss them off more if you’re not.”

“Chill out til you’re 50, then settle down.”

“Understand that we can’t change people. We have to embrace each other for who we are.”

“Don’t try to find love, let it come to you.”

“If you’re willing to go out on a limb and deal with rejection, you will actually meet some cool people.”

“It’s nice to be with someone who you’re really comfortable with, someone you trust.”

“It’s kinda natural for a man to lie a little faster than for a woman.”

“As long as truth is in there, and your heart is in there, you’ll have true love at the end.”

“It’s one hundred percent about communication.”

“You have to be friends first, and then you can work through everything else.”

“Just submit, because you’re going to submit in the end anyway.”

“Once you find love, don’t ever let it get away.”

“Eye contact. If you can’t look someone in the eyes, you’re not being honest.”

“Separate bathrooms. At all times.”

“You have to respect the woman for who she is, not who you desire her to be in your mind.”

“If you show love, you feel love.”

“My goal is to approach everything with kindness.”

“At the end of the day, you have to deal with the ramifications of what you’ve done.”

“Never assume a pretty woman has a boyfriend. She might be available.”

“You’ve got to be your authentic self. That’s when women really respond to you.”

“Love for the sake of loving, and give for the sake of giving.”

“The best way to make a woman feel safe is to listen to her.”

“Don’t be ashamed or embarrassed to let them know your true emotions.”

“In the end, it comes down to intellectual or mental compatibility.”

“Don’t set expectations because love comes out of nowhere.”

“Enjoy the little things… even the things that piss you off.”

“Be patient, men. Your prince or princess is out there waiting for you someplace.”

“If you’re a wild dog, stay wild until you’re tamed.”

“If you put your best foot forward on day one, where do you go from there?”

“E.L.E. Everybody love everybody.”

“It may take five or ten years to really trust somebody.”

“Nothing beats growing old with your own children, so don’t be tempted by the fruit of another.”

“Tell the truth, be a man, grow up. Just be honest.”

“When you find a good woman, keep hold of her, because you can’t shag them all.”

“She’s going to go up and down. Don’t get on the roller-coaster.”

“She has an emotional system that is the Enterprise. Your emotional system is a Model T Ford.”

“Don’t go on the computer. Turn the TV off. Sit down and talk about your day.”

“Stop looking for greener grass. It’s just not there.”

“Chemistry can’t happen online. You can’t get those pheromones, you can’t get that spirit.”

“Love yourself first. If you look outside to get that space inside filled, you’re out of luck.”

“Love is a strong word. It’s tough.”

“Enjoy love while it’s there, it’s one of the best feelings in the world.”

“You gotta look inside your heart. Honesty and communication.”

“An ex is an ex for a reason.”

“I’m learning to get out of my head, and into my heart.”

“Everybody’s different. By making her happy, you end up finding happiness yourself.”

“Love has nothing to do with the physical, it’s all about the mental.”

“The emotion you express to a dog, is the emotion you should express to your loved one.”

“Before we got married I told my wife everything about me.”

“Start and end with honesty. The truth will set you free.”

“It’s not opposites attract, similars attract.”

“Do your best to accept someone for who they really are.”

“Build experiences with that one person. Let go and fall in love.”

“Lower your expectations, then you’ll always be pleasantly surprised.”

“Until you know for a fact that she’s cheating, don’t assume she is.”

“If you’re always honest, you have nothing to hide and nothing to cover up.”

“Don’t love too fast. Too much too soon is not good.”

“You can’t take back what you say, you can’t take back what you do.”

“Sometimes you need time apart. It makes getting back together even better.”

“I try to avoid confrontation. I run away.”

“Being loved is good for the ego, but loving someone else is the pleasure of life.”

“Be careful with love, it’s a strong word. Don’t say it to everybody.”

“It’s important to remember that they all love chivalry.”

“If you got a woman that treats you right, you should probably hold on tight to her.”

“The fighting is the fire and the passion in the relationship.”

“Nice guys don’t finish last, especially in the long run.”

“In different stages of your life, love means different things.”

“Three things: attention, affection and appreciation.”

“If I don’t get along with someone right away, I’m not going to later on fall in love with them.”

“No woman seriously proposes a threesome, it’s a test.”

“People come into your life as they need to. You can’t hurry it.”

“Love is something that just happens, you can’t go looking for it.”

“Sometimes saying ‘sorry’ isn’t good enough. You have to prove it.”

“There’s always that initial stupid thing a guy does that a girl has to get over.”

“Men need to love women with their spirit, women need to love men with their feelings.”

“In a lot of relationships, it wasn’t them… it was me.”

“Redefine your definition of masculinity, we don’t get our role anymore.”

“Once you lose love, you develop a psychological armor for the next relationship.”

“Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side.”

“The people who are drawn to you will be your most real interactions.”

“If you’re young, you need to date. Don’t just try to fall in love.”

“My advice is to be confident and not try to be anyone else.”

“Send your girlfriend flowers at work and have lots of surprises, they like that stuff.”

“To be in love and to feel that love coming to you is the divine.”

“Love yourself and other people will love you.”

“First things first, you gotta smell good.”

“If we can learn more how to give love, rather than receive it, we will learn to love better.”

“If you just listened the first time, you wouldn’t be having the second or third argument.”

“Don’t be dominant, controlling and manipulating. Make it a balance.”

“Girls are interesting, it’s kind of like investing in the stock market.”

“Find love, and take every effort to keep it up.”

“The more you argue with a person, it’s really the more you get to know a person.”

“The key to love is seeing the look in their eyes when you compromise.”

“Always listen to what she has to say.”

♫”How long, how long you gonna make it without love?”♩

“When it comes to love, do not be indifferent. Women like to know that you care.”

“You want someone with ambition, drive and class. Someone who supports you.”

“Men need to have sex to feel good but women need to feel good to have sex.”

“Do anything in your power to get her back.”

“Love is all around you. You just have to relax and look for it.”

“You need to be thoughtful and love like the olden times.”

“Don’t ask what you can get from love, but what you can give to love.”

“Take a woman to a hot tub and share a steak with her in the hot tub.”

“If women want to get along with guys, they have to act a little more like guys.”

“If you’re gonna cheat, cheat out of state.”

“Love is a give and give.”

“Nowadays girls don’t care about love or having a good relationship.”

“Just be 100 percent completely honest.”

“Whatever you do on a first date, do not…”

“You can’t create a calendar for love, your heart knows when it’s go time.”

“Women tend to like action more than words. Words are cheap.”

“If they’re going to mislead you and use you, stay away from them.”

“You can’t get your way all the time, you have to be ready to compromise.”

“Learn to respect yourself and give yourself space.”

“Be honest, but not too honest. And have fun.”

“Love is hard, but it can also be kind if they feel the same way back.”

“I don’t care what nobody say, there’s no relationship that’s perfect in this world.”

“…at the end of the day, we felt like we’d known each other for a long time.”

“Sleep around as much as much as possible until you’re 40.”

“I told a woman, ‘if you want a lion, don’t declaw me’.”

“Love doesn’t come around very often. Guard it with everything you’ve got.”

“Try not to make it any more complicated than it is.”

“Getting over heartbreak will make you a better person.”

“Work your strategy over time to get them to agree with you.”

“Seek the love inside of your heart.”

“Love is an opportunity to invest yourself completely in another person.”

“Never expect more from your partner than you’re willing to give.”

“If your long distance relationship works out, it will be really strong.”

“Be a gentleman and carry her handbag.”

“Make sure they are falling in love with you for you.”

“Stop saying you f’d 100 chicks when you only f’d 3.”

“I had to be honest with my girlfriend that her present might not be as extravagant this year.”

“When it comes to giving gifts, listen and file it away for a later date.”

“Love has everything to do with it, but you have to find out what love is.”

“If your family says she’s a keeper, that means a lot.”

“Don’t try to buy your way into love. It never works.”

“Romance is all about imagination.”

“Make as much money as you can. That’s what women want.”

“The internet has ruined romance.”

“Being rigid all the time isn’t going to work. Teamwork is important.”

“Guys tend to focus on one thing and miss everything else around them.”

“Be patient and wait for the unicorn you’ve always hoped for.”

“If they hate all of their exes, that’s a huge red flag.”

“You have to be generous in every aspect of your relationship.”

“Listen to what they’re saying and not what you think they’re saying.”

“We can’t find love anywhere but in God.”

“The only way love can truly exist is to put up with other people’s flaws.”

“Don’t pick someone of the same astrological sign, that’s for damn sure.”

“I have a personal acronym for love- Living Off Vigorous Efforts.”

“You gotta change it up. You can’t keep things bland.”

“Your home is a nest of safety.”

“If you’re not listening, the fact that you’re in love might pass you by.”

“Love is never free.”

“Don’t let work get in the way of women.”

“You can’t win.”

“Know your boundaries.”

“Guys are complete idiots when it comes to women.”

“Try to work together. You’re dealing with a woman’s mind and you have a man’s mind.”

“A pretty face and a hot body blurs your vision like alcohol.”

“They’ve got it just as hard as we do. Be willing to listen.”

“Go for the girls with the B.A.’s, the Masters, the Doctorates.”

“Confidence is key.”

“True love can happen more than once in life.”

“If you have to let go of love…the sooner you let go, the better it will be.”

“Never give up, even if you’ve had your heart broken 13 times.”

“Real love is when you make sacrifices for that other person.”

“Don’t sleep with her friends.”

“To keep a peaceful home, say ‘yes dear’.”

“Do not assume that what you think you’re going to get is what you’ll get.”

“The first rule is you gotta be friends.”

“If you don’t know anyone in his family or anyone close to him, you can’t trust him.”

“It’s impossible to fully love somebody else until you fully love yourself.”

“Just try. That’s all you gotta do.”

“Don’t be selfish, take the time to be there with them.”

“Just fall in love with girls that are, like, good for you.”

“If you send out joy and contentment, it comes back to you.”

“Say yes. Arguing is totally not worth it.”

“….”

“Without loyalty, you have no love at all.”

“Love hurts, and it hurts a lot.”

“Don’t hide who you are at the beginning.”

“Metaphysics. You attract the perfect girl for you.”

“Do not hold back. Go all in.”

“Love is a drug. A huge, huge drug.”

“You have to maintain your individuality.”

“Once trust is broken, it’s the hardest thing to fix.”

“Love is work, the most rewarding work out there.”

“Don’t be stubborn when you mess up, apologize quickly.”

“Very few things are said without a purpose behind them.”

“Keeping an open heart is the art of love.”

“There’s a lot of love vibes going around here.” #OccupyLA

“My grandfather told me the two most important words you need to know.”

“If someone truly loves you, they are willing to go through difficulties with you.”

“Your first instinct is always right.”

“Love the person, as opposed to what you want out of that person.”

“It’s all about the little things.”

“Lying to women makes them go freakin’ cuckoo crazy.”

“Love is something we must achieve in this life. And it must be unconditional.”

“Don’t Facebook stalk someone, that’s just creepy.”

“At my age I’ve discovered a whole new meaning of love.”

“Everybody’s scared of rejection. You have to go talk to people.”

“Try not to be macho in your approach.”

“When she says no, it means no.”

“Don’t sweat the petty stuff…”

“It’s not about finding the one, it’s about finding the right one for you.”

“Patience and forgiveness.”

“Don’t get married, big mistake.”

“I think you should talk to your wife’s dad before you propose.”

“Don’t be afraid to fall in love, you never know where it will take you.”

“Show some interest in fashion.”

“Love and fooling around is two different things.”

“Buy one sparkly gift a week.”

“Listen to this poem…”

“Put the other person’s desires before your own.”

“Provide reassurance. Women worry more than we do.”

“Try real hard to treat them as equals.”

“Love, it hurts. It’s crappy.”

“Love has no preference.”

“Lie when you have to.”

“Don’t get too worked up about women that you meet. Stay cool.”

“There’s nothing to fear. If it doesn’t work out, who the hell cares?”

“Make sure everything is fifty fifty, and that everyone’s giving their equal share.”

“Partnership is a team and there can be more than two people on a team.”

“It was about realizing that I met my best friend.”

“Understand what her definition of love is before you say it.”

“The great thing about love is that it changes over your life.”

“Don’t date girls with daddy issues.”

“The key to a successful relationship is a man cave.”

“Be nice to all the women that you meet, they might have friends.”

“If you can be real to yourself, then nothing else matters.”

“Always show great humility, and love your wife.”

“Live alone.”

“Be honest on what you want out of the relationship.”

“When it’s real, you know. Because it’s comfortable.”

“If I had given up on my girlfriend, I would have f’d up so bad.”

“Give of yourself and communicate well.”

“Getting a young girlfriend will get you nothing but problems.”

“If you’re not listening, you’ll miss the most important thing.”

“At age 52 I found love, and it was worth the wait.”

“You don’t always have to do what’s right, just don’t do what’s wrong.”

“Trust, commitment, compromise. Those are the big three.”

“The dress is being done a favor by being on her.”

“Do the dishes and the laundry. The small stuff matters.”

“The woman is right. 100 percent of the time.”

“When it comes to pickups, timing is everything.”

“The easiest way to lose love is to lie.”

“I’m a DJ, she’s an MC.”

“If you want love, you have to really do the work.”

“Treat the other person like you want to be treated.”

“Keep it right by you, never let it go.”

“Don’t let the girls know you like them.”

“Nice guys finish first.”

“Ask them more questions about themselves than they ask about you.”

“You have to follow love to the ends of the earth.”

“Define what ‘love’ means to you before you say it to someone else.”

“Listen to women, even if they don’t make sense.”

“Make sure your partner shares your life philosophy.”

“Girls lie just as much as men do, they seem to hide it better.”

“Love is confusing, that’s what it is.”

“When it’s time to move on…it’s time to move on.

“If you’re not willing to put in an effort, you’re not going to get anything in return.”

“‘Yes’ is always one of the best answers to give.”

“Don’t overdo stuff. Just be cool.”

“Don’t go into a relationship thinking about how it will end.”

“Always keep them on their toes.”

“Stay calm. Never overreact.”

“Commitment is not something that is half-hearted.”

“The key to love is give and take.”

“Love is like a swimming pool, you have to jump right in.”

“If one person wants it more than the other one, it’s not going to work.”

“You gotta have honesty. That’s what keeps us together.”

“If you hang up the phone and want to redial her, that’s love.”

“If the connection between you is there, it’s always going to be fun.”

“You must find a woman who has things in common with you.”

“Love. It’s a crucial ingredient in this thing called life.”

“When you love someone, understand that she’s not going to be perfect.”

“Your heart is the wisest counselor by far.”

“Men are attracted to danger and play.”

“Always ask questions, and say ‘Whatever I can do to help’”.

“The sooner you admit your mistake, the sooner things go back to being smooth.”

“Don’t do anything that you wouldn’t want people to do to you.”

“Don’t confuse being in love with loving someone.”

“There’s always gotta be some kind of mystery there.”

“Don’t over-promise and under-deliver.”

“You will never figure it out.”

“At the end, love is worthwhile. It is what we live for.”

“Women like to have sex just as much as men.”

“If you’re not happy with yourself, you will never be happy in a relationship.”

“She’s my best friend and I don’t know what I’d do without her.’

“It ain’t true love unless it lasts forever.”

“You can’t put a label on love. It’s something unexpected.”

“Never become attached to an unhappy woman.”

“If you want to keep your wife happy, be attentive.”

“Love hurts. It really hurts.”

“Don’t pass it up.”

“Cook her a Mediterranean meal, fresh and healthy.”

“I believe in love at first sight.”

“Never fall in love with a girl who isn’t educated.”

“I like dinner, and the intricacies that come along with having dinner.”

“Love is all about timing.”

“If you walk into a room full of angry women, run the other way.”

“Allow the person you’re with to grow and change.”

“She taught me to trust my heart and be honest.”

“If you’re a nice dude, don’t let her take advantage of you.”

“Don’t miss the overall picture by being too fixated on one issue.”

“Take your ego out of it and it makes it a lot simpler.”

“Don’t keep score. If you do that, you both lose.”

“Go cold and distant and make them think it was their idea to break up with you.”

“Love comes when you want to do things you never thought you would do.”

“Set trends on treating women right.”

“I’ve lied and cheated, and it wasn’t worth it.”

“A lot of people think they’re in love when it’s really just lust or infatuation.”

“They always find out. Everything.”

“To show that you really love her, you have to take care of her when she’s sick.”

“The grass is always greener on the other side, that’s because it’s full of manure.”

“Always be honest with the one you love, but don’t use that honesty to hurt them.”

“Don’t try to control your woman. That’s not love.”

“Just do the dishes, man.”

“If you see yourself wanting to get married down the line, just do it now.”

“Never move in with someone until you’ve known them at least a year.”

“Respect the feminine. That’s all there is to it.”

“I’ve learned that patience is love.”

“I’ve worked with over a thousand women, all different types.”

“You must see with your heart, because your eyes are blind.”

“Sometimes it’s worth having a fight rather than avoiding it.”

“Act a bit Scandinavian. We’re more reserved.”

“Don’t love anything but family.”

“Never ever escalate a text message fight.”

“Don’t get your standards for love from Hollywood or pop culture.”

“Keep God first in your life.”

“Life is short. Don’t argue over things that are not that important.”

“Ask her what her needs are.”

“Get rid of your list. When it comes to love, you should be surprised.”

“The most important thing is to listen to what somebody else has to say.”

“Don’t think about love late at night.”

“Find somebody who believes in something.”

“A lot of things can go really good or really bad just based on trust.”

“Be yourself. Don’t try to be what you think she’ll want.”

“Don’t worry about padding your stats. It’s not about how many women you’ve been with.”

“Over the years, your love really does grow.”

“Don’t say that you love somebody who you definitely don’t love.”